1 00:00:01,725 --> 00:00:03,727 - You ready for your first day, Chief? - I sure am, Chief. 2 00:00:03,865 --> 00:00:05,867 And tonight's my welcome dinner. You're coming, right? 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,869 Absolutely. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,044 If someone at your table doesn't show up, you're allowed to eat their cake. 5 00:00:10,182 --> 00:00:12,391 Wait a minute, I know that smirk. You got me a present, didn't you? 6 00:00:12,529 --> 00:00:13,289 I did. 7 00:00:13,427 --> 00:00:15,015 Oh, my God. 8 00:00:15,153 --> 00:00:17,293 No, no, this isn't your present. Their bus jumped a median. 9 00:00:17,431 --> 00:00:20,296 I got you these. "Two chiefs." 10 00:00:20,434 --> 00:00:22,160 - Oh, my God. - I know. 11 00:00:22,298 --> 00:00:23,506 My littlest made them for us. 12 00:00:23,644 --> 00:00:25,025 Mine's chocolate. Yours is vanilla. 13 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:26,371 - I'll take brown. - Okay. 14 00:00:26,509 --> 00:00:27,855 We're gonna need a secret handshake. 15 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:29,270 I worked on that at four o'clock in the morning. 16 00:00:29,408 --> 00:00:30,823 You ready? This is how it goes. 17 00:00:30,961 --> 00:00:32,584 We go, "Two chiefs," high five, bring it down, boom. 18 00:00:32,722 --> 00:00:35,242 - And then jazz hands if we have time. - Sure. 19 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:37,796 Hey, kid, do me a favor. Give us a beat. 20 00:00:37,934 --> 00:00:40,247 Throw some stank on it. This is our first chief strut. 21 00:00:40,385 --> 00:00:42,076 Make it nasty. 22 00:00:50,326 --> 00:00:51,741 ♪ Where my horns at? ♪ 23 00:00:52,224 --> 00:00:54,778 Okay, our next patient... Blake? 24 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:57,885 This is Ms. Flynn, 42, admitted with edema, fatigue. 25 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:00,646 My very first rounds with my interns. 26 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:04,167 I needed to establish my teaching style. Be firm. 27 00:01:04,305 --> 00:01:05,893 That's not gonna cut it, buddy boy. 28 00:01:06,031 --> 00:01:09,103 But I correctly diagnosed her, and she's being discharged. 29 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:12,348 Oh, sorry. To be honest, I was thinking about my teaching style. 30 00:01:12,486 --> 00:01:13,970 Great job, buddy boy. 31 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:15,730 Next patient. 32 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:17,422 You've never been good at being mean. 33 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,217 Try super friendly with fun nicknames. 34 00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:22,772 Okay, this is Stanley Campos, admitted for cardiac amyloidosis. 35 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:25,015 He's hyponatremic. Who can tell me why? 36 00:01:25,154 --> 00:01:28,778 It's hypervolemic hyponatremia, secondary to congestive heart failure. 37 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:32,092 Nice job, Dr. Tosh. You are on fire today. 38 00:01:32,230 --> 00:01:33,714 I'm gonna call you-- 39 00:01:33,852 --> 00:01:36,130 "Hot Mouth"? You called an intern "Hot Mouth"? 40 00:01:36,268 --> 00:01:39,651 Dr. Tosh was answering every question right. She was on fire. 41 00:01:39,789 --> 00:01:43,793 Dr. Dorian, in the future, I'm going to need you to-- 42 00:01:43,931 --> 00:01:46,175 Wait, I know. Bring it down. 43 00:01:46,313 --> 00:01:48,867 - Okay, leave the gestures to me. - Oh. 44 00:01:49,005 --> 00:01:53,803 In the future, I'm going to need you to stop and think. 45 00:01:53,941 --> 00:01:58,635 Now, if you'll excuse me, my next meeting is going to be a long one. 46 00:01:59,429 --> 00:02:01,017 Speaking of things that are long-- 47 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:02,777 Nope, I'm not gonna finish that. 48 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:05,021 The Big Dog has learned that's not appropriate. 49 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:07,989 - Oh. - Todd, you're showing huge growth. 50 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,888 Well, then you should see my do-- 51 00:02:10,026 --> 00:02:13,581 ♪ I can't do this all On my own ♪ 52 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:16,929 ♪ No, I know I'm no Superman ♪ 53 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:22,211 ♪ I'm no Superman ♪ 54 00:02:22,659 --> 00:02:25,455 Being Chief of Medicine was an opportunity to change the culture, 55 00:02:25,593 --> 00:02:29,804 to treat interns with dignity, and to put patient care above profits. 56 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,255 I had been chosen by the best to ever do it. 57 00:02:32,393 --> 00:02:34,878 And even though they painted him like a serial killer, 58 00:02:35,016 --> 00:02:36,501 I'm not going to let him down. 59 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,365 I know you're thinking you won't let him down, 60 00:02:38,503 --> 00:02:40,574 but I can assure you, you most definitely will. 61 00:02:40,712 --> 00:02:42,921 You haven't worked at a hospital in over 15 years 62 00:02:43,059 --> 00:02:45,199 and you think you can prance in here like a gay little reindeer 63 00:02:45,337 --> 00:02:48,409 ready to lead Santa's sleigh, even though Rudolph was there before you. 64 00:02:48,547 --> 00:02:51,205 Rudolph worked harder, and Rudolph deserves it more. 65 00:02:51,343 --> 00:02:53,034 I'm guessing you're Rudolph. 66 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:57,660 Just like in the movies, every hospital has a hero and a villain. 67 00:02:58,108 --> 00:03:00,835 Appletini. Shaken, not stirred. 68 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:03,838 The name's Dorian, John Dorian. 69 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:07,394 Seriously? You made me the Asian villain with no lines? 70 00:03:07,532 --> 00:03:10,293 And yet, here you are talking. 71 00:03:20,269 --> 00:03:22,374 That was definitely not shaken. 72 00:03:22,512 --> 00:03:25,481 Listen, when I see something I want, I get it. 73 00:03:25,619 --> 00:03:27,931 You see those two gorgeous surgeons back there? 74 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:29,968 Before they met me, they were married, 75 00:03:30,106 --> 00:03:31,901 and then I banged them both. 76 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:34,421 Wow, that is a lot of input for me first thing in the morning. 77 00:03:34,559 --> 00:03:35,870 That's exactly what they said. 78 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:38,356 - What is your point? - I'm very good at sex. 79 00:03:38,494 --> 00:03:39,909 No, what is your macro point? 80 00:03:40,047 --> 00:03:42,636 I don't quit until I get what I want. 81 00:03:45,915 --> 00:03:47,296 He banged them both. 82 00:03:49,574 --> 00:03:51,231 How are you? 83 00:03:51,369 --> 00:03:53,578 I was gonna check in 'cause I know you've had a rough week, 84 00:03:53,716 --> 00:03:57,237 but then I realized, it's funny really, that we don't have each other's numbers. 85 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:58,755 Yeah, yeah, I know. 86 00:03:58,893 --> 00:04:00,861 Okay, Asher, your patient. Take it away. 87 00:04:00,999 --> 00:04:03,450 Stanley, or as I call him, Stan the Man... 88 00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:05,175 We're not doing nicknames anymore. 89 00:04:05,659 --> 00:04:06,694 Dodged a bullet there, bud. 90 00:04:07,143 --> 00:04:09,732 Anyway, Stanley here has a heart full of joy. 91 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:12,562 Well, his chart says he has a heart full of protein deposits, 92 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:13,908 so maybe start with that. 93 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:15,910 Stanley, are you taking your medication? 94 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,326 I am. 95 00:04:17,464 --> 00:04:19,466 Yeah, Ashy here has been really worried about me, 96 00:04:19,604 --> 00:04:21,675 but I'm doing, you know, I'm doing all r-- 97 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:24,988 Oh, my God. Is he coding? He's coding. 98 00:04:25,126 --> 00:04:26,335 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 99 00:04:26,473 --> 00:04:27,991 Gotcha. 100 00:04:28,613 --> 00:04:29,924 He almost started chest compressions 101 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:31,892 and broke most of your ribs, but good one. 102 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:35,758 Let's get a TDM and check the level of meds in his system. 103 00:04:37,173 --> 00:04:38,554 - After you. - Thank you. 104 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:40,625 Bowl head. 105 00:04:41,384 --> 00:04:42,523 He's crashing. 106 00:04:42,661 --> 00:04:44,456 Nurse, compressions. Tosh, intubate. 107 00:04:46,113 --> 00:04:47,183 Visualize the larynx. 108 00:04:47,632 --> 00:04:48,874 Get the tube in place. 109 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:51,463 I'm in. But his jaw fell off. 110 00:04:51,601 --> 00:04:53,189 Am I gonna get sued for this? 111 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:56,399 - Should I fix it, or-- - No, you don't have to fix this. 112 00:04:56,537 --> 00:04:57,745 Okay. 113 00:04:59,195 --> 00:05:00,334 You have to fix this. 114 00:05:01,404 --> 00:05:03,441 I'm the head of the hospital simulation program. 115 00:05:03,579 --> 00:05:05,235 These mannequins are so old, 116 00:05:05,374 --> 00:05:06,823 they don't even think I should have the right to vote. 117 00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:08,998 Is that Norm? Oh, he and I go way back. 118 00:05:09,136 --> 00:05:11,172 I put my mouth on him before I ever put my mouth on you. 119 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,450 Pay attention. 120 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:14,866 Every other hospital has a high-tech simulation program 121 00:05:15,004 --> 00:05:17,765 with mannequins that provide real-time vitals. 122 00:05:18,214 --> 00:05:20,009 It's a big expense, J.D., 123 00:05:20,147 --> 00:05:22,011 but this is your chance to actually make a difference around here. 124 00:05:22,425 --> 00:05:25,566 You know what, Elliot, thank you for bringing this to my attention. 125 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:27,982 - I'm going to approve it. - Yes! 126 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,537 I owed it to Norm. He made me a better kisser. 127 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:33,574 We won't ever tell her what really happened, Norm, will we? 128 00:05:35,473 --> 00:05:37,716 I felt good about my decision. 129 00:05:37,854 --> 00:05:40,995 Cutting-edge technology was the best way to give interns hands-on experience. 130 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,343 None of you are allowed to touch my surgical robot. 131 00:05:43,481 --> 00:05:45,414 That is my robot. Whose robot is it? 132 00:05:45,552 --> 00:05:47,347 - Your robot. - Exactly. 133 00:05:47,485 --> 00:05:49,314 When it arrives, if you plan on using it, 134 00:05:49,452 --> 00:05:52,352 you will have to finish every single training module. 135 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:53,732 - Dr. Turk? - Yes? 136 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,562 I'm in the middle of an 18-hour shift. 137 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,943 When am I supposed to learn all this without losing my mind? 138 00:05:58,081 --> 00:06:00,429 That is a great question, Dashana. 139 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:01,844 What is that not, everyone? 140 00:06:02,258 --> 00:06:03,259 Your problem. 141 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,192 Exactly, exactly. 142 00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:07,643 Matter of fact, don't even look at this no more. 143 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:12,682 Hi. Hospital-mandated nap time about to go down. 144 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:15,651 Thankfully, I have my Winston smart sleep mask. 145 00:06:15,789 --> 00:06:17,687 Thank you, Winston. 146 00:06:17,825 --> 00:06:20,587 Hey, could you create content elsewhere? I'm just... I'm trying to sleep. 147 00:06:20,725 --> 00:06:22,140 Oops, sorry. 148 00:06:22,658 --> 00:06:25,177 I just have to say, I've followed you since med school. 149 00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:26,524 Huge fan. 150 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:28,422 Sorry. 151 00:06:29,285 --> 00:06:31,770 I really like your sleep mask. My aunt knitted mine. 152 00:06:31,908 --> 00:06:33,876 She has arthritis and can't tighten the knots. 153 00:06:34,014 --> 00:06:36,499 It lets in a lot of light, but I just count the holes till I fall asleep. 154 00:06:36,637 --> 00:06:38,570 It's like, uh, counting stars. 155 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:40,227 They send me these for free. 156 00:06:40,365 --> 00:06:42,022 They're Velcro, so they wrap around your head. 157 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,920 Maybe you can wrap it around your mouths 158 00:06:44,058 --> 00:06:47,268 so I can take part in the mandated 30-minute REM sleep. 159 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,649 Thank you. 160 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:55,898 My God. 161 00:06:57,693 --> 00:07:01,213 Stanley, your blood work show that you aren't taking your medication. 162 00:07:01,351 --> 00:07:03,457 I... I'm-I'm taking it. 163 00:07:03,595 --> 00:07:05,563 The lab results don't lie, Stanley. 164 00:07:05,701 --> 00:07:07,081 Even with my insurance, 165 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,152 it's like a thousand bucks for 90 pills. 166 00:07:09,705 --> 00:07:12,224 So I take two a week instead of one a day. 167 00:07:12,811 --> 00:07:15,780 Makes them last longer. 168 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:19,059 It's all I can afford. 169 00:07:20,923 --> 00:07:22,890 A thousand dollars for 90 pills? 170 00:07:23,581 --> 00:07:27,654 The NHS isn't perfect, but you do realize all our prescriptions only cost $10? 171 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:30,760 How the hell is anyone supposed to afford to live in this country if they get sick? 172 00:07:30,898 --> 00:07:34,695 Well, if you're ugly, there's GoFundMe. If you look like me, it's OnlyFans. 173 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:36,904 Good heavens. 174 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:38,941 Look, you don't have time to get involved. You have too many patients to see. 175 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:41,495 Hey, dummies. Let's go, ticktock. 176 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:45,637 To maximize profits, doctors are required to see five patients every hour. 177 00:07:45,775 --> 00:07:47,777 That's only 12 minutes per patient. 178 00:07:47,915 --> 00:07:50,228 It can feel a bit mechanical. 179 00:07:50,366 --> 00:07:52,610 Move, move. Let's go, people. Let's go. 180 00:07:52,748 --> 00:07:54,750 - Pupils equal and reactive. - O2 topped off. 181 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:56,545 - Fluids topped up. - Pressure check. 182 00:07:56,683 --> 00:07:58,478 - Ticktock. Let's go! - Reflexes intact. 183 00:07:58,616 --> 00:08:00,065 - Go, go, go. - Lights in. 184 00:08:00,203 --> 00:08:02,205 - And clear. - Let's go. Let's go. 185 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:05,174 - One, two, three. Sacred Heart! - Sacred Heart! 186 00:08:06,934 --> 00:08:09,937 You know what? I'm changing the culture around here. 187 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:11,629 Don't worry about Dr. Park. 188 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:13,078 You call the insurance company. 189 00:08:13,216 --> 00:08:14,908 You do whatever you need to do for Stanley. 190 00:08:15,046 --> 00:08:16,703 But what about my patients? 191 00:08:16,841 --> 00:08:18,118 I'll cover them. 192 00:08:18,256 --> 00:08:19,533 Trust me, they won't notice you're gone. 193 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,259 That's not nice. 194 00:08:21,397 --> 00:08:24,365 Thank you, Dr. Dorian. I'll call his insurance company now. 195 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,988 And there it was, 196 00:08:26,126 --> 00:08:28,231 the look that I had given Dr. Cox so many times, 197 00:08:28,369 --> 00:08:29,819 the one that said-- 198 00:08:29,957 --> 00:08:31,269 Dr. Dorian, you're the mentor I've always dreamed of. 199 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:34,237 Ooh. It sounded even better in British. 200 00:08:36,205 --> 00:08:38,725 Next stop on Chief, day one, it was time to double down 201 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:41,831 and bond with the most important people in the hospital. 202 00:08:42,867 --> 00:08:44,178 Hello, charge nurses. 203 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:47,181 You two are a fun pair. I'm gonna call you... 204 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,528 Uh-uh. 205 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:51,600 ...by your given names. 206 00:08:51,738 --> 00:08:53,015 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 207 00:08:53,153 --> 00:08:55,258 - Mine's John Dorian. - Oh, you better not be. 208 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:56,708 - Oh, but I am. - Nope. 209 00:08:56,846 --> 00:08:59,331 Retracted. I'm the new chief of medicine. 210 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,886 - You're Dr. Reid's ex-husband. - We've heard all about you. 211 00:09:02,024 --> 00:09:03,715 Taking a mistress, cheating on that queen. 212 00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:05,717 - Beautiful queen. - Cheating on that beautiful queen. 213 00:09:05,855 --> 00:09:07,823 - I never cheated on that queen. - Beautiful queen. 214 00:09:07,961 --> 00:09:09,445 I never cheated on that beautiful queen. 215 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:10,791 - Mmm... - Mmm... 216 00:09:10,929 --> 00:09:13,173 - Mm-mmm. - Mmm... 217 00:09:13,311 --> 00:09:14,484 Mm-mmm! 218 00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:15,934 A mistress, Elliot? 219 00:09:16,072 --> 00:09:17,626 You're telling people I cheated? That's a lie. 220 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:19,075 I never said that. 221 00:09:19,213 --> 00:09:20,801 I mean, sure, I vented about our marriage, 222 00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:23,183 but it was basic stuff like how we drifted apart, 223 00:09:23,321 --> 00:09:25,875 or how you reloaded the dishwasher every time I loaded it. 224 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:29,051 Cups don't go on the bottom, Elliot. That's what the top shelf is for. 225 00:09:29,189 --> 00:09:31,398 Oh, relax, J.D. You know how hospital gossip is. 226 00:09:31,536 --> 00:09:33,503 It takes on a life of its own. 227 00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:35,989 I get it. It's just that I'm the chief now and I can't have people hating me. 228 00:09:36,127 --> 00:09:39,026 I know. Thanks so much again for the sim lab upgrade. 229 00:09:40,269 --> 00:09:42,754 Okay, so some people had the wrong idea about me. 230 00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:45,032 I didn't need everyone to be a fan. 231 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:48,829 I'm gonna need you to stop fangirling over that med intern. 232 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,590 - Got it. Will do. - Thank you. 233 00:09:50,728 --> 00:09:52,557 - But I just find her so inspiring. - Oh, my God, dude. 234 00:09:52,695 --> 00:09:54,317 I find her ridiculous. You kidding me? 235 00:09:54,455 --> 00:09:58,321 Oh, hi, I'm Dr. Tosh. Uh, I'm eating lunch. 236 00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:00,738 Oh, I can't eat lunch without telling you I'm eating lunch. 237 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:02,602 Comment what I should eat for lunch tomorrow. 238 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:03,948 Like... 239 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:06,502 - Hey! - Hey. 240 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,781 I don't think I was supposed to hear that, but I'm glad I did. 241 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:15,787 I'm sorry, I get secondhand embarrassment and I need a minute. 242 00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:18,479 - Hey. - Hey. 243 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,481 Have you heard these rumors about me having a mistress? 244 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,623 Yep. But you can't stop hospital gossip, so I hooked you up. 245 00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:26,695 I made her a really sexy Brazilian woman named Valentina. 246 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,386 You want to hear some of the stuff y'all got into? 247 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:31,423 No, but I bet Valentina has caramel skin. 248 00:10:31,561 --> 00:10:32,839 You know she does. 249 00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:35,289 Mmm. Valentina. 250 00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:38,361 I... I just hope all the gossip doesn't undermine my "chiefing." 251 00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:40,329 Hey, look at me. 252 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:43,919 Your "chiefing" is amazing, and I mean that. 253 00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:45,575 - Look at that guy right there. - Yes, hi. 254 00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:48,199 I'm trying to get a voucher for my patient's medicine. 255 00:10:48,337 --> 00:10:51,720 He's over there fighting the good fight because you taught him that. 256 00:10:52,582 --> 00:10:53,825 I'm proud of you, Chief. 257 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:56,138 Two chiefs. 258 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,658 I'll see you later. 259 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:03,697 - Can I help you? - Oh, I'm just here for the show. 260 00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,216 What show? 261 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,667 What the hell? I'm not getting my robot because of you? 262 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:10,739 You know what? You can keep your damn chief bracelet. 263 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,430 How dare you? 264 00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:14,018 The board froze my funding 265 00:11:14,156 --> 00:11:16,158 'cause apparently you approved some sim lab for Elliot. 266 00:11:16,296 --> 00:11:17,677 - Who told you that? - He did. 267 00:11:17,815 --> 00:11:19,540 - Oh, I did. - What the hell, J.D.? 268 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,921 - Drag him. - I just got a text 269 00:11:21,059 --> 00:11:22,716 that I might not be getting my sim lab 270 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:24,822 - because of Turk's stupid robot. - I sent that one too. 271 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,651 The board said there's only room in the budget for one of them. 272 00:11:26,789 --> 00:11:28,135 So what's it gonna be, Chief? 273 00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:29,861 Okay, everybody just calm down. I need a minute. 274 00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:33,002 And more drama in three, two, one. 275 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,728 Dr. Dorian, I need a minute. 276 00:11:34,866 --> 00:11:36,488 Bring us home, Sibby. 277 00:11:36,626 --> 00:11:38,421 Not a big deal, but did you tell this little English Chalamet 278 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:40,734 to do what it takes to help his patient with insurance? 279 00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:43,806 - Yes, I did. - I lied about the not-a-big-deal part. 280 00:11:43,944 --> 00:11:45,670 Can you tell him what you said? 281 00:11:45,808 --> 00:11:47,672 Well, I lost my temper with the person on the phone. I'm sorry. 282 00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:49,570 You did a bit more than lose your temper 283 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,641 with the person on the phone, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. 284 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,195 What happened to no nicknames? 285 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,611 He screamed a curse word that they use over in London 286 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:59,649 that no one in this nation would ever have the audacity to yell in a hospital, 287 00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:01,755 except maybe in gynecology. 288 00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:03,964 Okay, listen, I'm gonna fix this. 289 00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:06,311 Everyone get out of here. Just give me a minute. 290 00:12:06,449 --> 00:12:08,037 You, take this. Go. 291 00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:11,178 You're out your mind if you think I'm gonna wear this. 292 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,939 Bravo, Chief. 293 00:12:13,077 --> 00:12:15,596 I mean, you promised Elliot a sim lab without checking the budget, 294 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,978 or you would have known that that robot would bring in 295 00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:20,222 much-needed revenue for this hospital. 296 00:12:20,705 --> 00:12:24,916 You're a people-pleaser. You wanna help everybody, Dr. Dorian? 297 00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:29,127 You can take a look at this and make sure the hospital stays open. 298 00:12:30,991 --> 00:12:32,372 Okay. We will. 299 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,201 - We definitely will. - I looked at the numbers. 300 00:12:34,339 --> 00:12:37,446 The robot will bring in money. The sim lab will cost us money. 301 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,103 I'm sorry, Elliot. 302 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,145 Even though I wanted to be Asher's hero... 303 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,322 Focus on your patient load and discharge Stanley. 304 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,151 - Are you being serious? - Dead serious. 305 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,084 ...sometimes you have to be the villain. 306 00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:01,470 - Wanna hit the buffet? - Fine. 307 00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:02,609 Let's do it. 308 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,509 I know I hit a wall with Stanley's insurance and the drug company, 309 00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:08,615 - but there's got to be another way. - Not for us. 310 00:13:08,753 --> 00:13:10,479 It's up to Mr. Campos to figure that out now. 311 00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,895 I took a Hippocratic oath to first do no harm. 312 00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:15,967 Letting this man slowly kill himself because he can't afford medicine 313 00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:17,969 is definitely causing him harm. 314 00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:21,317 Asher, I have a hospital to run, and you have many patients to see. 315 00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:22,491 That is your job. 316 00:13:22,905 --> 00:13:26,012 Around here, victories are short-lived. 317 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,014 - What did we get? - The robot. 318 00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:30,326 - And what do we do? - The robot. 319 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:33,709 Let's go. Ay. Ay. 320 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,060 Sorry about your sim lab, Elliot. 321 00:13:40,198 --> 00:13:42,649 Oh, not your fault. Of course J.D. sided with you. 322 00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:45,445 It's always been that way. I don't know why I even tried. 323 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,586 Elliot. Elliot. 324 00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:51,347 What the hell was that? 325 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:53,418 - I'ma need you to hold, please. - I don't know, Turk. 326 00:13:53,556 --> 00:13:55,524 I guess I just wish J.D. would prioritize me the way he does you. 327 00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:58,492 - Oh... - Okay. You sound crazy right now. 328 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,253 - What did he just call her? - Crazy. 329 00:14:00,391 --> 00:14:03,359 - Oh, no, he didn't. - Oh, yes, he did, Francois. 330 00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:04,878 Yes, he did. 331 00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:06,569 - Mmm. - Mmm. 332 00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:08,295 Damn, y'all supposed to be on my side. 333 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,332 - Why? 'Cause you're Black? - No, 'cause we Black. 334 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,644 You do not get preferential treatment over that fine queen. 335 00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:14,508 - She's been through too much. - Too much. 336 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,339 - But take some of this lotion, baby. - For what? 337 00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:19,859 For them ashy-ass elbows you got walking over here. 338 00:14:19,997 --> 00:14:22,206 Come on. You gotta protect that beautiful melanin. 339 00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,104 - Yeah. Get on in. - Get in there. Absolutely. 340 00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:25,657 - Yeah. Yeah. - Thirty seconds. Yes, thank you. 341 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:27,556 He's fine as hell, but I will never let him know 342 00:14:27,694 --> 00:14:29,351 - 'cause he's... - Girl, he gonna do you wrong. 343 00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:32,561 So... that thing happened. 344 00:14:32,699 --> 00:14:36,461 Uh... And, look, I didn't mean for you to hear it. 345 00:14:37,117 --> 00:14:40,880 And... hopefully it won't happen again. 346 00:14:41,604 --> 00:14:44,124 Um... I think that would be a really good apology... 347 00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:45,436 - Okay. - ...except for the part 348 00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:47,024 where you didn't say sorry at all. 349 00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:48,888 Well, I'm not good at apologizing, okay? 350 00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:53,651 But I shouldn't have said what I said, and I feel bad about it. 351 00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:59,070 Oh, my God! Can you stop popping out of places like that girl from The Ring? 352 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,141 I accept your apology, Dashana. 353 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:03,730 Look, is what I do silly? Sometimes. 354 00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:07,768 Have guys offered to buy my socks after a 36-hour shift? All the time. 355 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,426 - Ew. - Thankfully, I haven't had to go there, 356 00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,290 but the money I've made from brand partnerships 357 00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:15,190 has helped me pay off every single medical school loan. 358 00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:17,123 - You've got no loans? - Mm-hmm. 359 00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:18,572 - Damn. - Told you. 360 00:15:19,435 --> 00:15:20,195 Sorry. 361 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,059 That is inspirational. 362 00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:23,681 Told you. 363 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,933 Yeah, uh, J.D. does prioritize me, 364 00:15:34,071 --> 00:15:36,659 and I'm sorry if our friendship got in between you guys. 365 00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:38,454 It's not even about the funding, Turk. 366 00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:41,147 I mean, how many times have you and I actually spoken 367 00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:42,700 since J.D. and I separated? 368 00:15:42,838 --> 00:15:45,634 Elliot, we speak a lot. 369 00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:47,774 DMing me Star Wars memes does not count. 370 00:15:47,912 --> 00:15:50,708 I get that people choose sides, 371 00:15:51,605 --> 00:15:54,746 but I just never thought that you would disappear. 372 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,681 I don't think I'm... I'm not choosing sides. I'm, um... 373 00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,685 I just don't know how to be anymore. 374 00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:06,034 I don't know, I guess I just default to ignoring it all. 375 00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:10,072 I met you and J.D. at the exact same time 25 years ago. 376 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:11,625 - You remember? - Yeah. 377 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,731 - We were playing Pac-Man. - Playing Pac-Man. 378 00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:17,942 Look, I get that he's your best friend, but... 379 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,220 you're my friend too, and... 380 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,397 I miss you. 381 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,572 I'm sorry. You're so right. 382 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:29,195 I can be better, and I will be better, I promise. 383 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,782 You better. 384 00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:36,133 Oh. Heading to your big dinner? 385 00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:39,584 - Yeah, it should be fun. - Yes, professional fun. 386 00:16:39,722 --> 00:16:42,104 Just don't do anything crazy like... 387 00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,175 or... 388 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:46,488 Wow. Sounds like you've had some fun nights. 389 00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:48,731 Let's just say I wasn't always a saint. 390 00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:50,285 I used to do a lot of... 391 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:56,808 I'm not resisting! I'm not resisting! 392 00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:58,776 Anyway, have a great night. 393 00:16:58,914 --> 00:16:59,949 Okay. 394 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,952 Oh, you're from England? 395 00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:06,266 I'm going in the spring. Any tips? 396 00:17:06,404 --> 00:17:07,716 Cut down on your sodium. 397 00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,821 Your blood pressure's reaching stroke levels. 398 00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:12,445 You okay? 399 00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:14,792 I'm just not sure this is what I signed up for. 400 00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:17,243 I think maybe you just need some sleep. 401 00:17:17,726 --> 00:17:20,039 In a hospital, we experience loss every day, 402 00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:23,697 but one of the worst kinds is the loss of hope. 403 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,735 I was in a free fall and I needed some answers. 404 00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:29,220 - I knew just who to turn to. - Coming through. 405 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,636 Excuse me, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 406 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,983 So are we. We're making space for the new guy. 407 00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:35,502 New guy? 408 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:37,332 And then it hit me. 409 00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:42,475 If I was looking for answers, they'd have to come from me. 410 00:17:43,614 --> 00:17:45,547 It was all on my shoulders now. 411 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,274 - Hello? - Dr. Tarses? 412 00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:49,723 This is Dr. Tarses. 413 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,242 Hey, I need a favor. 414 00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,763 Let me see your phone. 415 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:59,008 Just don't make it weird or I'll change my number. 416 00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:01,770 - Yeah. - Thank you. 417 00:18:02,943 --> 00:18:04,048 Hey. 418 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:08,156 - What's this? - Three months of samples for Stanley. 419 00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:10,468 I called a bunch of concierge doctors 420 00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:13,989 and had to promise clinic hours and some guest lectures. 421 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,542 Wow. Thank you. 422 00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:18,649 Look, I'll do my best to get an actual doctor on the phone 423 00:18:18,787 --> 00:18:20,099 at Stanley's insurance, 424 00:18:20,237 --> 00:18:22,204 but I need you to know we can't do this for everyone. 425 00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:25,104 You're gonna meet a whole lot of Stanleys in your career with... 426 00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:28,486 with bills they can't pay and treatments they can't afford, 427 00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:30,661 and if you let every single one of them break your heart, 428 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:32,835 you're gonna have a very short career. 429 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,769 Look at me. 430 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:38,634 We do the most good we can in a single shift, 431 00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:42,431 and then, as hard as it is, we go home. 432 00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:44,295 That is the job. 433 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:47,540 Now I'll go get on the phone, you go get some rest. 434 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,648 Every doctor wants their hero moment... 435 00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:53,891 Ashy... 436 00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:56,411 - You're welcome. - Get over here. 437 00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:59,828 ...but it's not always like it is in a James Bond movie. 438 00:18:59,966 --> 00:19:01,312 Our hero moments 439 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:03,797 - can be mind-numbingly tedious. - Representative. 440 00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:06,386 And any action involves a lot of holding. 441 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:09,700 Your wait time is 2 hours 58 minutes. 442 00:19:09,838 --> 00:19:11,426 Representative! 443 00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:12,772 And holding. 444 00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:15,188 And holding. 445 00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:21,401 And sometimes you hold so long, the villain even eats your cake. 446 00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:27,200 But when this work makes you fall apart... 447 00:19:27,338 --> 00:19:29,237 It takes a steady hand. Remember that. 448 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,686 Are you saying I don't have a steady hand? 449 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,895 Steady hand. Watch this. 450 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,312 ...someone is there to patch you up. 451 00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:37,900 - This actually is incredible. - I know. 452 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:40,800 I love it. 453 00:19:48,463 --> 00:19:52,501 At the end of the day, we do whatever it takes to help people. 454 00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:57,334 Representative! 455 00:19:57,782 --> 00:20:01,890 Buddy, your welcome dinner was off the chain! 456 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:05,618 I said some really nice things about you, and I brought you cake. 457 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,516 Thank you. 458 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:09,138 I gotta be here late. You wanna hang with me? 459 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:10,795 I don't, but I will. 460 00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:11,900 Bracelet code. 461 00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:13,142 Two chiefs! 462 00:20:14,282 --> 00:20:17,837 - Ooh, it's caramel, like Valentina. - Oh, yeah. 463 00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:22,117 Speaking of which, uh, what did me and my fake mistress get into? 464 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:25,016 Starts off on the tropical island of Cuba. 465 00:20:25,154 --> 00:20:26,880 - Go on. Mmm. - The air is hot, 466 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:30,021 but not as hot as Valentina looks in her bikini. 467 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,402 I bet it's the thong kind. 468 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,852 Oh, it is. 469 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,543 Her twin saunters up. 470 00:20:34,681 --> 00:20:35,544 Thank you for holding. 471 00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:37,028 Oh, now you pick up?